I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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