Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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