your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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