Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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