Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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