I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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