Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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