You can't special order awesome
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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