i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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