Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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