he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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