He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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