Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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