Pappa wants mamma naked
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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