why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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