I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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