All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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