"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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