This girl is more easily done than said...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.