didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
