I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I need to stop coming to work sober
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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