whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
two words...techno handjob
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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