I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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