Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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