I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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