Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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