:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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