So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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