Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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