What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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