Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get