Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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