I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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