Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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