I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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