WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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