last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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