never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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