thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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