How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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