It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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