Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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