Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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