I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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