The maid of honor just puked.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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