so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard