i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.