I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.