he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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