well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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