Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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