You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!